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    Branzy should have expected sparring Clown wouldn’t be like sparring anyone else. But Clown had asked, and he does plenty of things for Clown because Clown asks. All of them, really.

    Sparring should be nothing by comparison.

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    "That's right, Chief." He can almost make his voice sound happy. "You're not a weakness of mine, you never were and never will be." If he doesn't think and doesn't remember, just act it out.

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    Branzy is about to move to a new town a few hours away from his old one. Not that he had any, close, close, friends in his old school anyways though. Soon right before he goes to bed a mystery number texts him.

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    14,011
    Chapters:
    5/?
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    37
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    121
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    8
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    Grian was just expecting a normal day to happen according to his usual routine. Leave the Original Frozen Peaks, travel to the Main Hub using whatever transport he would use, join the Hermitcraft server, play there, leave the Hermitcraft server, go back to the Main Hub, arrive home, and as always, repeat. But finding several notifications from his communicator which claimed that in the least, 9 people has turned into seven year olds was something he did not expect to happen at all.

    But hey, Grian's quite fine with taking care of 9 Dimensional Heirs. He just needs time. And maybe a bit of help from his friends, old or new. The only thing he's worried about? The other Dimensional Major Gods are going to murder him if they ever found out that this has happened to their Heirs.

    (Or, Technoblade, Dream, Ranboo, EvilXisuma, Xisuma, ClownPierce, iJevin, Xornoth, and Smajor1995 get turned into seven year olds and Grian's there to take care of them all. Romance? Not really, probably just mentioned ships because they're children.)

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    Chapters:
    5/?
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    26
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    104
    Bookmarks:
    8
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    After a moment a figure launches themselves over the counter, and lands infront of him with perfect grace. They're dressed in a black and red jester costume, with a jester hat and a mask with a menacingly wide smile painted on it, completely concealing their face. Branzy steps back, the sudden appearance of a person shocking him.

    "Hello! Welcome to The Circus of Flowers! I've just set up here, so there aren't actually any flowers for sale right now, sorry."
     --

    Or, Branzy's the owner of a tattoo parlour, Clown's the owner of a flower shop, could I make it any more obvious? Also, there's hanahaki involved.

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    Chapters:
    3/5
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    80
    Bookmarks:
    8
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    Branzy just arrived at a new school, how fun.

    Highschool student Branzy x Highschool student Clown

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    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    72
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    64
    Bookmarks:
    5
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    546
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    Branzy and Clowns son while being born.

    Punz is the oldest while Purpled is the youngest.

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    1/1
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    10
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    1
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    "Most people on Lifesteal simply slap on their hard-won slivers of soul. Press them into their hands, necks, or what have you. Hearts, if you will. It's merely part of life in a world that treats murder and deceit like buying groceries.

    You're certainly not supposed to scarf one down whole like a sandwich."

    Or, the one in which I take on two challenges: writing fanfics under something under than my pseudonym and joining in on the minichallenge that seems to be hearteater! Branzy fics : )

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    1/1
    Comments:
    19
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    41
    Bookmarks:
    3
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    186
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    Red makes a deal with the devil (or, in this case, a fae). Surprisingly, he might just come out on top.
    Ash is decidedly unhappy about this fact.

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    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    14
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    68
    Bookmarks:
    3
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    Because the Author lost his motivation because of a mere vacation and competitions, he decided to force me to narrate to you all about the character studies of the MCYT characters in the Canon world.

    Oh yeah, the books/oneshots that would be Non-Canon would be listed here:
    1. The Truth Often Hurts (Oneshot) [Superhero and Supervillain AU]
    2. Expectedly Unlikely (Oneshot) [Superhero and Supervillain AU]

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    Chapters:
    1/?
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    Branzy felt full, for the first time in forever.

    (snippits of BranzyPierce)

    Series
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    239
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    30
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    194
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    Rek is someone who could be considered “lucky”. He’s escaped far too many traps meant for him because of either pure luck or just something in the trap going wrong. He’s found out about traps that were set up for himself or someone else. It seemed that Lady Luck was always on his side in some way, shape or form.

    It wasn’t on his side today. Not even in the slightest.

    ———————————

    Or: Rekrap comes back to the castle beaten to hell and back and passes out in front of Parrot. Parrot helps Rek recover.

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    1/1
    Comments:
    6
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    30
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    Branzy has made what is, quite possibly, the worst mistake of his life. Lives. (Whatever.)

    It was meant to just be a card game.

    Now he's gambled his hearts away to the accomplished and dangerous casino owner, ClownPierce. And there's only one way to get them back.

    Indentured servitude. (He has the worst luck, really.)

    Language:
    English
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    12,126
    Chapters:
    13/?
    Comments:
    133
    Kudos:
    198
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    21
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    Branzy moves into his new apartment and discovers his neighbour has... unusual music taste.

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    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    96
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    262
    Bookmarks:
    16
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    1822
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    Language:
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    355
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
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    Branzy is a powerless person in a world full of weird and wonderful powers

    2 new workers appear at 'The Ashy coffee Shop'

    one is trained already but the other one isn't, so Branzy originally plans on training him after the store closes.

    Yet something strange happens

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    1,041
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    1/?
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    9
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    35
    Bookmarks:
    5
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    Clown cannot, as he is now, preen his wings. Which wouldn't be such a problem, except for the fact that they really need preening.

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    Branzy collects old antiques or anything that seems interesting in general and stumbles upon a haunted broach that belonged to a known jester that was executed a while back for murdering many people

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    English
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    2,120
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Collections:
    1
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    12
    Kudos:
    39
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    5
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    244
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    Of course when he said “I do” he knew there'd be ups and downs. I mean Cheif is a mafia boss for waffles sake!..

     

    mafia au love trinagles polyshitz

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    1/1
    Comments:
    4
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    30
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    2
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    204
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    A manor with every room fully furnished, every surface spotless, every treasure out in the open, beckoning. Silence roamed the empty halls, spaces devoid of life.

    He should’ve known it wasn’t abandoned, really. Silly him.

    Now his heart's gone.

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    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,065
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    69
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    424

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